Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.