I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason