I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.