I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.