I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.