I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I've Been Barbecued, Stewed, Screwed, Tattooed, And Fried By People Claiming To Be My Friends. The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.