I Never Smoked A Cigar In My

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.