I Don't Believe In Dining On An

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.