I Don't Believe In Dining On An

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.