I Don't Believe In Dining On An

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine