All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.