All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.