All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.