All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.