Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.