Never Mind What I Told You -

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.