Never Mind What I Told You -

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.