Never Mind What I Told You -

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.