It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.