It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.