It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.