Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

We Frequently Hear Of People Dying From Too Much Drinking. That This Happens Is A Matter Of Record. But The Blame Is Always Placed On Whisky. Why This Should Be I Never Could Understand. You Can Die From Drinking Too Much Of Anything - Coffee, Water, Milk, Soft Drinks And All Such Stuff As That. And So As Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing. I Will Make Mine Whisky.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.