Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.