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The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.