Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.