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Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.