I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.