I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.