I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.