I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.