I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.