If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.