When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope,

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.