When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope,

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

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I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.