Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.