Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.