Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.