Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.