Never Work With Animals Or Children.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.