Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.