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I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

-W. C. Fields

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I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

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