Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.