If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.