The Best Part Of You Ran Down

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.