The Best Part Of You Ran Down

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great Just Swells Up Inside You And Fills You With Joy.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.