Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.