Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!