The Only Thing Better Than One Of

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

I Have A 'play The Melody' Philosophy. It Means Don't Over Arrange, Don't Make Life Difficult. Just Play The Melody-and Do It The Simplest Way Possible.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.