One Of These Days... One Of These

Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great Just Swells Up Inside You And Fills You With Joy.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest Audience In The World!

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.