Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.