Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

Our Dreams Are Firsthand Creations, Rather Than Residues Of Waking Life. We Have The Capacity For Infinite Creativity; At Least While Dreaming, We Partake Of The Power Of The Spirit, The Infinite Godhead That Creates The Cosmos.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.