I Only Made $200 A Week And

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.