I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.