I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

Our Dreams Are Firsthand Creations, Rather Than Residues Of Waking Life. We Have The Capacity For Infinite Creativity; At Least While Dreaming, We Partake Of The Power Of The Spirit, The Infinite Godhead That Creates The Cosmos.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!