Modesty Is The Artifice Of Actors, Similar

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

I Have A 'play The Melody' Philosophy. It Means Don't Over Arrange, Don't Make Life Difficult. Just Play The Melody-and Do It The Simplest Way Possible.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.