I Didn't Have Things As A Child,

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.