List Of Fake Quotes

My Mother Never Liked Mother's Day. She Thought It Was A Fake Holiday Dreamed Up By Hallmark To Commodify Deep Sentiments That Couldn't Be Expressed With A Card.

The Enemies Of The Future Are Always The Very Nicest People.

I'm Only 13, So I Can't Say "life Experiences." So, Basically, I Had To... Act! I Had To Make Up Character That Is Very Old. I Guess That's Why They Call It Acting - You Do Draw From Some Stuff In Your Life, I Guess, But It's Not Real Life. You Have To Fake It.

Anything That Consoles Is Fake.

I Wanted A Fake Wedding In Jamaica.

Sometimes It's Not The People Who Change, It's The Mask That Falls Off.

Deliberately, On Every Historic Occasion, We Piously Fake Events For The Benefit Of Photographers, While The Actual Event Often Occurs In A Different Fashion; And We Have The Effrontery To Call These Artful Dress Rehearsals Authentic Historic Documents.

Oh, Sometimes I Think It Is Of No Use To Make Friends. They Only Go Out Of Your Life After Awhile And Leave A Hurt That Is Worse Than The Emptiness Before They Came.

Sometimes, All It Takes To Save People From A Terrible Fate Is One Person Willing To Do Something About It. Even If That "something" Is A Fake Bathroom Break.

Hopefully We'll Get To A Point Where There Are Absolutely No Restrictions On Any Kind Of Violence In Movies. I'd Love To See Us Get To A Point Where You Can Go To Theaters And See Movies Unrated And That People Know Its Not Real Violence. It's All Pretend. It's All Fake. It's Just Acting. It's Just Magic Tricks.

We're All Surrounded By What I Call Faux Language, Fake Language Of Commerce, Of News Media.

I'm Like A Monk With A Taste For Hookers.