Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.