One Time I Went To A Hotel.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.