Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.