On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.