My Cousin Is Gay, In School While

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.