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I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.