I Once Went Out With This Wild

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.