I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.