Some Dog I Got Too. We Call

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.