My Problem Is That I Appeal To

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.