When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.