I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.