I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.