I Went To A Freak Show And

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!