I Went To A Freak Show And

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.