Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.