I Looked Up My Family Tree And

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .